• me: wow omfg harry potter is the best thing ok it's my fa-
  • psat: bitch

nixsrebellionoflies:

when i find myself in trouble

psat 2014 comes to me

speaking words of wisdom 

crimson leaves 

  • PSAT: don't talk about PSAT
  • students:
  • PSAT: good girl
  • students: woof

heroesofbraille:

hey guys

if 

x+y= 8

x+z= 3

y+z= 5

then what is the value of p?

a) bedazzled

b) improve the thing

c) crimson leaves 

d) huMANS ARE DEGENERATES FOR INVENTING POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT

e) destroy the fucking test


  • student: i don't feel well
  • student: im going to pu-
  • student: *runs out of the classroom*
  • teacher:
  • teacher:
  • teacher: *pulls out flamethrower*
  • teacher: I must DESTROY the answer sheet

patientlights:

anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

(via sleepingwiththekings)